added a me page finally, unsure if it’s working let me know
NO ONE DOES CHRISTMAS LIKE K MART DOES CHRISTMAS
OOH CHILE I’M IN A MOOD
put yoseff on ebay boo so glad this came back on my dash
whiteiphonehumper: big booty judy FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO
mydearmilly: If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was Thanksgiving, would you let me visit you between the holidays?
nighty night <3
no like holy balls that was good pasta
I just made the most brilliant vegan lemon pasta and I didn’t even take a picture because I was too busy devouring it but here is the recipe http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=8009.0;wap2
if I’m going to have a headache I would very much like cuddles as well damnit
shit what are my roommates cooking it smells amazing …it smells like chili flavored ramen but more complex I must know
pjcalamity: heffablehorralump: PJ your very presence on tumblr offends me in unspeakable ways Fuck you, jellyfish don’t belong on tumblr. There is no internet under water. Go home, you’re ruining Canada. YOU WISH you’re just jealous cause up on the shore they work all day and out in the sun they slave away while I’m devotin’ full time to floatin’ …bitch
PJ your very presence on tumblr offends me in unspeakable ways
breakin’ out dat ibuprof’
NO ONE EVER CALLS ME EXCEPT WHEN GLEE IS ON I ALWAYS MISS A GOOD 5 MINUTE CHUNK le sigh
oh mah gah Kameron I can’t believe you’re making me watch Glee alone
SOMEBODY BOUGHT PAPER TOWEL SWEET JESUS IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS I am a jew yet I thought this thought
girlshit: Please let me switch my primary blog. Insert baked goods, insert tears. Love, Megan
I think partly I’m still not ready to eat vegan outside the house because I feel like a tool asking for soymilk.
get forgotten in starbucks barista gives me a size larger as an apology boss
the library put up a new sign in the lobby that says “It has been X days since our last theft in the library” they’re up to 9 stay classy, library
Anonymous asked: 'Ello poppet! Just popped in to say that you're beautiful! <3
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
thumbcramps: golf time ye smack dat fuq gad dammit im comin 2 save u ball ok i am here ball where r u WAT DA FUQ DA BALL IS ME YO WHAT DA FUQ FUQ UR MIND GAMES BALL lol peace out dumbass ball tryin its damn mind games cant fool zac efron out molly MOLLY