December 2011
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You guys my cats are the worst enablers
I’m always like oh I should get up
and then I see the fuzzballs curled up around my feel and I’m like IF THEY’RE STILL SLEEPING WHY CAN’T I
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p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
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de0xys:
i am a game
yes i play girls
womb-raider:
Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
Shosh: (doing paperwork) This question! "Would you like to speak to the Doctor privately about any problems?"
Molly: YES YES YES YES YES
Mom: Shosh it's your turn to roll the dice
Shosh: Hold on, I'm drawing a TARDIS on this paperwork
Shosh: Can we talk about the way 'chamois' is spelled?
Me: Stupidly?
Shosh: Well...that...that ends that conversation...
shosh, trying tempeh for the first time:
I have so many tabs open right now even I’m feeling claustrophobic
someone reblogged the ez cracker video with a brilliant screencap that I will now use for everything
Happy Hannukkah
Congrats on the pregnancy
I’m afraid it’s terminal
Do you know the muffin man
hot4gordo:
okay so my sisters friend is dating the bully from neds declassified and i guess ned and mose actually dated and the whole cast like parties together and ned is a huge stoner and stuffwe are freaking out
i would do anything to meet coconut head
this is excellent information
holy crap that ez cracker video just got 70 notes
what is HAPpening
I guess people are tired of eggshells in their quiche
I am so blessed to have this boy by my side
I really am
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: Just watched Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist... →
mysnailshell:
Just watched Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist for the first time.
For the first time ever, Joey decided to sit in while I watched a “girly” movie.
The entire time, the entire time, he was just shaking his head in his chair going, “I hate this movie. I hate these people. I hate this so much.” I…
it’s predictable but ooosh so cute if you just want to watch a junk...
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Regina Spektor's new album, What We Saw From the...
my boyfriend’s dad, calling me from the living room this evening: C’MERE DAUGHTER IN LAW
boyfriend: *visibly horrified*
unfunnywhitegirl:
at this time of year you can tell who’s jewish by who’s on the internet